FUNNY SEXUAL ONE LINERS


Funny Sexual One Liners

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A Collection of Funny One-Liners to Make You Laugh

A nun with a spear through her head.

  • He got behind in his work.
  • Good judgment comes from bad experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
  • Getting raped by jack the ripper. Pride is what we have.
  • Everything is made in China Lettuce alone without dressing.
  • What did the banana say to the vibrator? After five years your job still sucks.

Because Ken came in another box Q: Why did Pizza Hut stop delivering pizza to the ghetto?

DESCRIPTION: What do you call 2 guys fighting over a slut? So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.


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Whats the difference between a white owl and a black owl? Because they had reservations. They don't want to wear out the camel. The more you play with them, the harder they get! One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running cunt Q: Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog.

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Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Whats the best thing about dating homeless chicks? He sweeps with the fishes!

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Why do vegetarians give good head?

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But mom, he touched both so I said "don't stop" After 20 years of marriage, I still get blow jobs. When do you kick a midget in the balls? What's black, white, and red all over and doesn't fit through a revolving door? So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up. What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?

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